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Thank goodness I know where to BUY nice trophies.
Ann B - Oxnard

You're going to take that point? Let's have a moment of silence for your pride.
Ann B - Oxnard

Suddenly I miss baseball, even when I was a youngster in Little League, and huge mutant opposition youngsters would pitch baseballs into my left kidney at 425 miles per hour.
Craig - Oxnard

　Full layout front flip landing in perfect position hands evenly spaced toes pointed. Score from judges 9.96! Lost .04 for not dropping the racquet."
Richard - Rohnert Park, CA

"I guess the court really isn't any greener on the other side"
Craig - Deltona, FL

"Coach said to throw myself at every ball but this is ridiculous!"
Michael - Alexandria, VA

"I don't think this is what they meant when they said; "follow through"..."
Alexandra - Miami, FL

"How a pro tests net tension."
Mark - Los Angeles, CA

"Instead of spinning the racquet to see who serves ... let me flip for it ... heads or tails."
Joe - Myrtle Beach, SC

"Girly push-ups? I don't think so!"
Natalie - Los Angeles, CA

I know coach says "watch the ball" but aren't I suppose to hit it?
Raluca -Watertown, MA

Look everyone;...Jedi mind trick!
Ricardo -Costa Mesa, CA

Be the ball; early preparation; happy feet; be the ball; control your breath; visualize; relax; be the ball; ........
Robert - Frisco TX

I must be in-the-Zone; the ball is starting to look like a grapefruit!
Richard - Royersford, PA