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Tennis belongs to the individualistic past - a hero, or at most a pair of friends or lovers, against the world.
 ~Jacques Barzun

I have always considered tennis as a combat in an arena between two gladiators who have their racquets and their courage as their weapons.
 ~Yannick Noah

Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it's everything.
 ~Author Unknown

Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.
 ~Russell Lynes

Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.
 ~Billie Jean King

Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.
 ~Virginia Graham, Say Please, 1949

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
 ~Hugo L. Black

An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
 ~Rod Laver

The serve was invented so that the net could play.
 ~Bill Cosby

Though your game is hardly the best
You can fray your opponent's nerves
By methodically bouncing the ball
At least ten times before your serves.
~Arnold J. Zarett

Why has slamming a ball with a racquet become so obsessive a pleasure for so many of us? It seems clear to me that a primary attraction of the sport is the opportunity it gives to release aggression physically without being arrested for felonious assault.
 ~Nat Hentoff

But that won't give me a free hand to hold the beer.
 ~Billy Carter, while being taught a two-handed backhand shot

The primary conception of tennis is to get the ball over the net and at the same time to keep it within bounds of the court; failing this, within the borders of the neighborhood.
 ~Elliot Chaze

A perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquility.
 ~Billie Jean King

A column of ants began to follow me onto the tennis court. Because I would not step on them, I lost the match. But I won with God.
 ~Peter Burwash

Tennis begins with love.
 ~Author Unknown

What a polite game tennis is. The chief word in it seems to be "sorry" and admiration of each other's play crosses the net as frequently as the ball.
 ~J.M. Barrie

Tennis is not a gentle game. Psychologically, it is vicious. That people are only just beginning to come to terms with this fact illustrates just how big a con trick has been perpetrated on the non-playing tennis public - and even a few players, usually losing players - for decades.
 ~Richard Evans

The cunning competitor plays on the other party's guilt. Continuously praise your opponent's shots, and you'll notice how he begins to press. Self-beratement also serves to balance a guilty conscience for being successful and makes your opponent disturbed for upsetting you so. If on occasion you call one of your opponent's "out" shots "in," then later on you can innocently call an "in" shot "out" on a crucial play. Practice saying "Good try," sincerely; then you can call a lot of close shots "out" and get away with it.
 ~Theodor Saretsky

Speed in tennis is a strange mixture of intuition, guesswork, footwork and hair-trigger reflexes. Many of the players famed for quickness on court would finish dead last in a field of schoolgirls in a race over any distance more than ten yards.
 ~Eugene Scott

In tennis the addict moves about a hard rectangle and seeks to ambush a fuzzy ball with a modified snow-shoe.
 ~Elliot Chaze

It's difficult for most people to imagine the creative process in tennis. Seemingly it's just an athletic matter of hitting the ball consistently well within the boundaries of the court. That analysis is just as specious as thinking that the difficulty in portraying King Lear on stage is learning all the lines.
 ~Virginia Wade

It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball.
 ~Pete Sampras


"I would so like to be Lenny Kravitz."
-- Roger Federer.

"I'm not a fan of it. I hate it, but I may as well utilize it. I think it takes away from the integrity of tennis."
-- Serena Williams on the WTA Tour's on-court coaching experiment.

"Sometimes, actually, I see myself a little bit in him sometimes, you know, talking to his coach, you know, yelling a couple of negative words towards the box, which it's good to see I'm not the only one."
-- Tommy Haas on rising star Andy Murray.

"You would have to refer to the LL Cool J song called "Round The Way Girl," and he explains it in full detail, the meaning of the earrings. These are bamboo. He explains it in full detail. I'm a 'Round The Way Girl."
-- Serena Williams on her earring worn in Miami.

"I would honestly rather lose to the same guy twice than lose to two different guys. I think if I lost to two different players I would think I wasn't playing well, but with one guy I can think 'OK, this guy is on a roll'. It's just easier to digest."
-- Roger Federer on his losses to Guillermo Canas this year at Indian Wells and Miami.

"For me it's something that doesn't quite fit into the schedule. It's going to be real tough to go from Houston all the way over to Monte Carlo, then come back just for a week or two to train for Rome. For the Americans, that tournament has never been exactly the easiest one in the schedule. I'm not going to be able to make it to that one."
-- James Blake on skipping the Masters Series Monte Carlo.

"I wore that to a sixth-grade dance."
-- Robby Ginepri on Vince Spadea's outfit in Miami.

"My player box is going to be full of celebrities, too; my dad, this guy Jose Hidalgo, his guest, my buddy from SC [University of Southern California]. That's about it. I'll probably get an autograph from Tiger in between sets. I'll bring a golf ball with me."
-- Sam Querrey on Tiger Woods sitting in Roger Federer's box for their match in Miami.

"I might have had a little fun last night and then I woke up. I'd like to thank Mr. Grey Goose. I won't do that again, but I thought I had zero shot of getting in."
-- Robert Kendrick on unexpectedly getting into Miami as a lucky loser and winning a round before losing handily to Andy Murray.

"He hasn't even started to use a lot of his game."
-- Coach Tony Roche on protege Roger Federer.

"This is probably my most dominant grand slam victory and it's already my 10th in such a short period of time. I amazed myself."
-- Roger Federer on his Australian Open win.

"I saw Andy in the locker room, running around playing cards and he was loose. If you don't get on Federer early, it's trouble because no one comes back on him. Once he starts hitting those sweet shots, he took a little belief out of Andy. I saw Andy's face and I said 'Oh s***.'"
-- Bob Bryan on Andy Roddick's dismantling at the hands of Roger Federer at the Australian Open.

"Yeah, there's a lot of strategy talk. It's not so much like, If you're down 6-4, 6-0, 2-0. We didn't really talk about that. Oops."
-- Andy Roddick on his strategy with coach Jimmy Connors after losing to Roger Federer in the Australian Open semifinals.

"I don't want to be like some of those celebrities walking around, just so full of themselves. I always want to be down-to-earth, want to be a person like when you meet them, they're the same person that you think of them in the article or something."
-- Serena Williams.

"That's what you do all the hard work for, to play in situations that put your body through gruelling times. If you're not up to it, pull out."
-- Lleyton Hewitt on the grueling heat at the Aussie Open.

"It [playing Wimbledon] has crossed my mind -- I won't lie to you. Nothing against Nadal who is a tremendous athlete, but that sort of [baseline] game, I'd be licking my chops to come in [to net] and use that grass to your advantage."
-- Pete Sampras talking to ESPN.

"I don't really know any other players extra well."
-- Venus Williams on having no friends on tour besides sister Serena.

"You can't expect yourself to be already peaking like crazy in an exhibition tournament."
-- Roger Federer on losing to Andy Roddick in the Kooyong Classic final.

"Amazingly, [Martina] Hingis went so far as to say, "Dinara [Safina] has an amazing future, and will be even better than Marat [Safin]; Dinara has to work harder and doesn't have as much touch, but she fights so hard." Oh sure, and Radek Stepanek is going to be better than Ivan Lendl, too."
-- Matt Cronin of Tennisreporters.net.

"I listen to him most of the time, some of the time I switch off."
-- Andy Murray on coach Brad Gilbert.

"Venus and I would really like to thank the jury again because they really were able to see the truth in this matter."
-- Venus Williams after her father Richard Williams was found guilty of representing them as a manager or a multi-million dollar exhibition but did not have to pay any financial restitution.

"This trophy is one of the most beautiful we have in tennis -- The Golden Falcon. I wanted it so bad. Andy was a very good opponent. He fought hard and didn't miss many balls. But I was patient. I knew I had to be aggressive but not too aggressive. Against someone like Andy you need to find the perfect balance, because if you go to the net too much, he will pass you. And if you stay at the baseline, he's too solid. So the combination was the key today."
-- Ivan Ljubicic after beating Andy Murray in the Doha final.

"I'm not sure it will help. I already tried it and it's really confusing. I'm there thinking and worrying, 'Should I call my coach for help or not?' I need to play a couple of tournaments like this."
-- Svetlana Kuznetsova on the WTA's on-court coaching experiment.

"As I was walking off the court, the models were waiting to go on for Ferrero's match. It's a little disappointing. Maybe I'm concentrating better in my matches than I would have later on. Tomorrow I think I'm playing on the outside court, so I'm not going to have them again. I think if I win my next one, there's a good chance that I'll be on the court with them."
-- Andy Murray on the models-as-ball-girls in Madrid.

"He has a more complete game than Sampras. Sampras had a bigger first and second serve. In the conditions Pete was playing, it was easier to be more aggressive all the time. Now with the courts and the balls much slower, Roger is so effective because he has so many attributes to his game."
-- Tim Henman on Roger Federer.

"No one is friends with Hewitt and he does not worry me at all."
-- David Nalbandian on Lleyton Hewitt and the Argentina vs. Australia Davis Cup tie.

"Hewitt seems to think that he's come to Iraq. But we're not bothered because this is the circus that he wanted to set up. Nothing's going to happen and we shouldn't pay any attention to it."
-- Jose Acasuso on Lleyton Hewitt coming to Argentina for the Davis Cup semifinals.

"He told me he got pelted with coins and the umpire had to stop the match at one stage. We are expecting the worst and if that doesn't happen, well, that's a bonus."
-- Wayne Arthurs speaking to SMH.com on Dominik Hrbaty reminiscing on the Slovak Republic's Davis Cup victory over Argentina in Buenos Aires in 1998 in the fifth rubber. Australia will travel to Argentina for the 2006 semifinals.

"I just won a Grand Slam. The last thing I'm going to talk about is some fingers or a banana, alright? I hope you got that one, thanks."
-- The cheating Maria Sharapova when asked about being coached with signals from the stands by Michael Joyce during the US Open final.

"Better not say anything about that because if I do, I know I'm gonna get slighted. I'm really disappointed there's not more English people in it (laughter)."
-- Andy Murray speaking to the media at the US Open on three Scottish players being named to the British Davis Cup team.

"I feel like I'm helping out Andy, because Andy has dealt with it on his own for a while now. I'm proud to be helping him. I'm proud that we're doing this together. We're both in the quarters now. He's playing great tennis again. I'm really happy to see that. He played unbelievable in Cincinnati. I thought he played great in Indianapolis.And I had to play possibly my best match ever to beat him in the finals. I'm happy to see him doing great. We're both playing pretty darn well going into Moscow. I'm looking forward to us teaming up together instead of playing against each other."
-- James Blake on being in the Top 10 with Andy Roddick at the US Open, leading up to the Davis Cup semifinal at Russia.

"Those are real hard fans. There are a lot of them here. Some are a little bit crazy with their drinking their beers every once in a while. But I love it."
-- Maria Sharapova on the US Open fans.

"If you read it, you must have been one of the 10 books he sold."
-- James Blake on Vince Spadea's tell-all book.

"No, you know. Not at all. I don't think so. Some days."
-- Serena Williams, in a post-match conference at the US Open, after many short answers, then asked if the media questions get on her nerves.

"The players strongly support the move away from best-of-five-set finals."
-- James Blake, 0-9 in five-set matches, on the ATP's proposed changes for 2007.

"It's weird, because there are a couple of sides of me. There's the Maria that's a tennis player. There's the Maria that is a normal girl. And there's the Maria who's a businesswoman. And that's where the 'Maria Sharapova brand' comes into play. I've been lucky to be associated with amazing companies that have given me experience about all that."
-- Maria Sharapova.

"Justine (Henin-Hardenne) and Amelie (Mauresmo) are kind, they're smart, but they're also shy and not wildly outgoing. But when Venus Williams and Irina Spirlea bump each other, fans like that drama and they like that tension."
-- Anne Worcester, former WTA Tour CEO and current director of the Pilot Pen Tournament in New Haven, speaking to The New York Observer on the need for more bumping in the current sleep-inducing Top 10 on the WTA Tour rankings.

"The players aren't supporting the tour. (Amelie) Mauresmo has blown off the entire hardcourt season. Then there are injuries and phony injuries -- (Kim) Clijsters is out for two months...They don't think about growing the game; they think about growing their bank account. There's been a recession for years, but the players don't feel it. They're making more. You can't convince them that tennis is in trouble. They can't feel it; their agents can't feel it. They're living in an entirely different reality."
-- NBC and CBS tennis analyst Mary Carillo speaking to The New York Observer on women's tennis.

"No, I'm not (disappointed). There's no reason to be because I'm on an incredible run. You always expect a loss once in a while. So when it happens, why be disappointed if I win over 90% of my matches."
-- Roger Federer after tanking against Andy Murray at Cincinnati.

"I love reading your website. And I don't even like to read!"
-- The Tennis Channel's world-wanderer Murphy Jensen on Tennis-X.com.

"I think this is the biggest advantage of these two guys. When they go on the court, the opponents are down one set because they are fearful of them. (The other players) think that they are gods."
-- Tomas Berdych on Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal after beating Nadal at the MS-Canada.

"I hope guys don't go into it already beaten. That happened when Pete was around. Guys definitely in the locker room felt like, a match against Pete Sampras, it was time to book your flight for the next day."
-- James Blake on the intimidation factor against players facing Roger Federer.

"The good thing about him is that he doesn't do anything special but he wins most of his matches easily. That means that he's good.
-- Carlos Moya on Andy Murray.

"I can't say I don't like acting, but I can't imagine a career when I have to spend 70 percent of my time in a trailer eating Snickers bars."
-- Maria Sharapova on possible doing some acting.

"It's like a book. It's the first chapter. You don't know what's in the middle and you don't know what's in the end. That's what the coolest thing is. Andy has an opportunity to make an incredible book."
-- Brad Gilbert on coaching Andy Murray after coming off best-selling novels Andre Agassi and Andy Roddick.

"The Argentineans practice on the court for two hours a day, then they must practice in front of a mirror for two more hour saying 'I'm not guilty.'"
-- Vince Spadea on the Argentines on the men's tour and drug testing.

"We have undoubtedly got the talent but maybe we have not had the right attitude. We need to be more focused, more determined and more ruthless in what we want to achieve. The confidence and belief levels in British tennis at the moment are very low and we have got to raise them by surrounding ourselves with proven winners and tough task-masters on and off the court."
-- LTA tennis chief executive Roger Draper on hoping that coach Brad Gilbert can turn-around British tennis fortunes.

"They tried it on the ATP a while ago. Sometimes, when things aren't going well in the sport, they search a little bit. I don't think it's a time to panic in the men's or ladies field. It's their (the WTA Tour's) deal and if it adds a little bit then great. One thing I love about tennis is it's an individual deal. It's up to you out there and I've always thought that was pretty unique. The only other sport to have that is boxing and it can really expose you as an athlete and I like that. I like to figure it out on my own just as my opponent has to figure it out on his own, so I'm not into coaching."
-- Pete Sampras on the WTA's on-court coaching experiment.

"Throw him a bone?...I'm going to put the beat-down on him!"
-- NBC commentator Jim Courier on his upcoming exhibition with Pete Sampras.

"He's one of the few players that has ever sent me a thank-you note. He appreciates it, and that means a lot."
-- U.S. Davis Cup captain Patrick McEnroe on practice-partner team member Sam Querrey.

"A great coach can lead you to a place where you don't need him any more."
-- Andre Agassi on Brad Gilbert. But maybe you repay him by keeping him on?

"You know, I don't think anyone on the call really cares (laughter)...I'm just kidding."
-- Pete Sampras on a World TeamTennis conference call when asked to talk about something other than himself -- in this case his World TeamTennis teammates.

"Keep in mind, we didn't come close to winning the baseball, basketball or the hockey or the soccer. It's not tennis. We're not winning anything anymore. This country's dominance in sports has died in everything."
-- Former player and coach Eliot Teltscher speaking with the LA Times on the struggling U.S. sport fortunes.

"The way I look at the top five, (Rod) Laver, (Roger) Federer, myself, Borg and (Ivan) Lendl. I think those five guys dominated their generations better than anyone. Maybe Roger will dominate better than any one of the other four. Maybe I put Andre (Agassi) as kind of six through 10 with, you know, (John) McEnroe and (Jimmy) Connors, kind of those guys. That's kind of how I see it."
-- Pete Sampras.

"Look. There's many former players, many experts, who think they know everything. Sometimes they're right, but they can also be wrong. You can't always listen to them, especially as a player. From a former top player -- almost a legend of the game -- to hear stuff like this is obviously very disappointing. I thought I got along well with him; I probably still am, because he never told these things to my face. Next time I see him, maybe I'll say something. Or maybe he's not a man to be around for me. Because if you say stuff like this? There's professional and there's friendship, but if you cross the line too many times eventually you're going to lose your friends. That's maybe what he's doing."
-- Roger Federer on Mats Wilanders' comments that he had "no balls" when playing against Rafael Nadal.

"Oh, oh, first time happen in my match, so...I mean, if the crowd likes it, that's okay with me."
-- Elena Dementieva on the streaker during her match at Wimbledon.

"I wouldn't change a thing."
-- Maria Sharapova on what she would do if a player or tournament official asked her to tone down her orgasma-grunting.

"The Chinese tennis federation is concentrating more on girls' tennis to start with because it's easier. Men's tennis is very strong but there are not so many good women players in the world."
-- China's Na Li. Then the WTA PR squad heard this and went "Doh!"

"Women are held to a different standard. When those blowouts come in the early rounds, the critics come down on them. If we get a few more, the critics will jump -- especially in this year when everyone is talking about equal prize money. But that's not the point. We don't punch a clock; we don't get paid by the game or set. When you have the same job, then anything less than equality is just wrong."
-- ESPN commentator Pam Shriver on the many early blowouts on the women's side at Wimbledon and the pay-equality dispute in 2006.

"It is very important not to think about losing."
-- Venus Williams on her strategy for coming from behind to win matches. Time to write a book.

"Reminds me a bit of me sometimes."
-- Roger Federer on Richard "Baby Fed" Gasquet.

"I think it's in his mind. It's a little difficult to play Nadal because he's a leftie, he's younger, he has less pressure than Roger. By the way he's playing, I think he should beat him. I think it's more mental than any other problem...He has no reason to get really down, he won seven Grand Slams. So, he has nothing to be pissed off about."
-- Marat Safin on Roger Federer vs. Rafael Nadal.

"The president of the French federation, Christian Bimes, is always saying he wants a French winner at Roland Garros, but if that's the case they should provide us with some clay courts. Look at Rafael Nadal. In Spain he's playing on clay courts the whole year round. Most French players learn their game on hard courts. I learned mine on wooden indoor courts. But not clay."
-- Amelie Mauresmo speaking to The Independent.

"Grand Slams are funny things. You have to try to find a way to get through the first week and put yourself in a position in the second week. A lot of strange things happen."
-- Lleyton Hewitt putting the hex on Roger Federer, addressing the Swiss winning another Wimbledon title in 2006.

"The balls skid a lot more and stay low. It forces you to use a different muscle group. Your ass -- can I say that on the Internet? -- gets really sore. For the first few days, it's really, really tough."
-- Patrick McEnroe speaking with ESPN.com on grasscourt tennis.

"Most kids growing up playing tennis want to win Grand Slam titles and be No. 1 in the world in singles. Truth be told, Mike and Bob's primary goal as 6-year-olds was to win all four Grand Slams as a doubles team, be No. 1 in the world in doubles and help the U.S. team win the Davis Cup. Those have always been their tennis dreams."
-- Wayne Bryan speaking with Tennis Week on his twin sons.

"Pete and I played doubles, and we were down two sets to love, and I try to rally Pete to get him going so something good could happen. And it did, and we turned it around and ended up winning in five sets. Pete he may not admit this, but he hugged me and he told me he loved me."
-- John McEnroe speaking with The Tennis Channel on his 1992 Davis Cup doubles win with Pete Sampras.

"I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe, if the girl steps up I'm smackin' the ho."
-- House of Pain, "Jump Around."

"I'll probably be wearing something fun and sexy as usual, but I can't say it will be the 'Catsuit.'"
-- Serena Williams speaking with the Cincinnati Inquirer on her return to the WTA Tour from injury in July at Cincinnati.

"He was right before me shouting out encouragements to himself, doing little sprints and kangaroo jumps. It was borderline aggressive, but that kind of thing just makes me laugh. He's just another guy and he can crumble like anyone else."
-- Paul-Henri Mathieu at the French Open on his previous meeting with Rafael Nadal in Montreal.

"Rafa being 6-1 against Roger is not a source of pride for me. I'm happy that Rafa won the tournament, but I would have liked that Federer could have won the Grand Slam, because I think he's a phenomenal player. For me, he is the player I enjoy watching the most."
-- Toni Nadal speaking with the International Herald Tribune.

"I would actually put him up there with the best of all time, mainly because he's so strong in his legs."
-- Mats Wilander on Rafael Nadal.

"I'm not impressed with that streak. He was close to losing many times. If I play my game, I know I can beat anyone. Why not Rafael Nadal? I definitely know I have my chances. He keeps winning on clay but he can't win for ever."
-- Ivan Ljubicic on Rafael Nadal's claycourt winning streak before facing the Spaniard in the semifinal at the French Open.

"I think they're hanging by their fingernails. I think if you told them they had to stand on their heads and breathe through a straw, they'd do it -- if that's the only way you're going to keep your job."
-- ESPN's Luke Jensen on the Bryan brothers and the state of doubles on the men's tour.

"It was a very solid performance, I almost felt sorry for her."
-- Martina Hingis after dropping only four games at the French Open against Zuzana Ondraskova.

"She doesn't have a lot of patience for (clay), I don't know if she can be Top 20."
-- Anastasia Myskina's assessment of Indian star Sania Mirza.

"Whatever I said last year, just copy it. I'm sure it still fits."
-- Andy Roddick speaking with the media after losing in the first round at the 2006 French Open.

"I've never been more happy than I am today. I have a great family, great kids. I have practically everything, you know? Sometimes I have to pinch myself. It's really true: Life starts at 50."
-- Bjorn Borg speaking with USA Today.

"I am working on it but I don't thinking having a good serve is the most important thing. It is about a lot of things coming together that makes you a good player."
-- Elena Dementieva.

"Another factor is the education and culture in which you grow up. I didn't grow up in the culture of victory, where you are expected to be or have to be, the best. It was not at all like that in my family. Tennis was really a hobby. If it led to something, great. If not, there were other things in life. I think that was something I was missing at some points in my career, because when I see Hingis or the Williamses, you see how they were educated for this: to win, to be the best, a bit the American mentality. Number one. Number one. Number one. I didn't have this."
-- Amelie Mauresmo speaking with the International Herald Tribune.

"He seems like he's moving farther and farther back in the court for the most part, which I don't think is a winning solution for him. You need binoculars to see him sometimes."
-- John McEnroe on Andy Roddick playing on clay.

"It could get into my mind. I could start thinking, 'I can't play against this guy, his game doesn't suit me'. I could start accepting the fact that I have been losing against him, but that would be a bad thing for me to do."
-- Roger Federer on Rafael Nadal.

"He has never broken a racket in anger. It would be showing a lack of respect to people who actually have to buy the equipment to play the sport."
-- Uncle Toni Nadal on nephew Rafael.

"A lot of people say I'm not very friendly, that I'm cold. But I'm just the opposite. I live a very simple life. I'm a normal person, very sensitive, very caring about those around me."
-- Justine Henin-Hardenne speaking with Tennis.com.

"I think it's been far too comfortable and I think that's part of the problem when you are a resource-rich governing body. It has surprised me the amount of funding the LTA are spending on players who are 300, 400, 500 in the world and are stuck there. I don't mind funding players who actually have a chance of making it through to the Top 100. But we have to start really focusing on our younger age groups, the 10, 11, 12-year-olds. They have to be the warriors and competitors coming through. You can't teach a youngster to compete when they are 16, 17 and 18."
-- British Lawn Tennis Association chief Roger Draper on spending money on those washed-up teenagers. Lucky Pat Rafter didn't come up through your system or he would have been cut before his career started.

"I thank everybody for the backing offered, especially my manager, my physical trainer and my girlfriend. I'm happy with the decision and feeling good. During this year, I've lived a lot of things. It's been very hard for me. But I can finally say that we won the fight to clear my name. I feel clean and with the same security I had on the first day. I've been training to be as well as possible. It's a pleasure to say that I'll be playing in three months time."
-- Guillermo Canas after getting his doping suspension cut from two years to 15 months.

"I'm struggling with my tennis. Definitely I'm playing the worst tennis ever. The opponent doesn't matter, I'm playing so bad. This will of course affect my confidence. It's the worst situation getting to the French Open and playing like this."
-- The ever-positive Gaston Gaudio at the World Team Cup in Dusseldorf.

"There is no desire on our part to say anything derogatory against the leading women players -- they are fantastic athletes who add a huge amount to Wimbledon. We could respond to the pressures and do something that would be fundamentally unfair to the men, but we have not."
-- Wimbledon Chairman Tim Phillips.

"I think that always myself is my worst opponent. I always playing against myself first and then to the other one. So I'm playing against two guys during the match...It's like mentally I don't know what is gonna happen in the next ten minutes. Maybe I get depressed in ten minutes. I don't know myself too much...Yeah, I was working with a psychology, and I still."
-- Gaston Gaudio.

"He is like a beast, an animal, on the court. He's very strong and he's very well prepared."
-- Guillermo Coria after losing to Rafael Nadal in Monte Carlo.

"A lot of these young girls, they don't even know what the game is about. They have never seen a drop shot, a slice and all the mixture and variety I have."
-- Martina Hingis.

"I don't care if I win another match for the rest of the year, if we can hold up that (Davis) Cup, I really don't care. That's probably the one time of the year where you can say that and be that selfless and mean it."
-- Andy Roddick after helping the U.S. advance into the Davis Cup semifinals.

"I would love them to ask me what I would love to hear during warm up. But I love this song which they had when they present me. I was so excited they put it because they put it in the match before I guess when I played (Martina) Hingis. It's something about, 'I'm so excited, I gonna like it,' or whatever. I was pretty pumped. I love this song...I mean, I love the music. I hope one day we can have like in basketball match the same thing on this music. I think this will be great for crowd, for tennis and for everything."
-- Svetlana Kuznetsova on the music she listens to before matches in Miami.

"Davis Cup is different. It's a different sport, almost."
-- Chile's Fernando Gonzalez on Davis Cup.

"Sure, in fact I'd like to. I would love to do it. I'd be very much into doing that."
-- Pete Sampras on the possibility of playing an exhibition (after some training time on hardcourts) against world No. 1 Roger Federer, speaking at the River Oaks exhibition.

"The art...is pretty much extinct. You have some guys that do a little bit of it, but across the board, everyone stays back and just trades groundies. I miss the contrast. I miss one guy coming in and the other guy defending. I think that's the best tennis. But that's just a sign of the times. It's just the kind of direction it was at Wimbledon the last couple years. The part of the court that's worn out is the baseline, not the net. So, you know, if I'd be playing today, I'd be licking my chops on grass."
-- Pete Sampras on the lost art of the serve and volley in 2006.

"Sorry."
-- Mirka Vavrinec, Roger Federer's girlfriend, giving Ivan Ljubicic a hug after the Miami final.

"Even Roger Federer never won Davis Cup, so it's really something special, something that gives you confidence when you go out there and you look at the other opponent and you feel like you have something more than the other guys do."
-- Ivan Ljubicic on winning the Davis Cup.

"A lot of people are going to be disappointed to see technology take over a little bit in the sport. But we're in 2006. For me, it's time to change."
-- Kim Clijsters on the video replay challenge in Miami.

"Watching a movie a couple of weeks ago. An American movie. I can't remember the name, but it wasn't even a sad movie. It caught me off guard. I was on an airplane."
-- Roger Federer speaking with the Miami Herald at the NASDAQ-100 Open on the last time he cried. Was it "The Pink Panther," because it was so bad and there was nowhere to go?

"What does that say about men's tennis these days? They're two pretty cute girls. I don't blame him."
-- James Blake on his brother Thomas watching the Maria Sharapova-Maria Kirilenko match rather than his.

"Federer's winning so much that he likes the situation the way it is."
-- Brad Gilbert speaking with Fox Sports on Roger Federer being against the video replay system.

"We Scots have a fierce pride in the things we do that others can never appreciate. I am the British No. 1, but I would prefer to be the British No. 1 from Scotland every time."
-- Andy Murray speaking with The Times.

"(Marat) Safin for instance, is not afraid to say and do a lot of things and has the game to back it up. The problem is, you don't cut him loose and allow him to do it. That's the kind of interest that's going to draw me to watch more tennis and to be apart of it on more of an everyday level to see someone like that show his passion, his interest, his love for the game and his pride in himself to be that good, and if not, better. But everyone is under the thumb now, it seems. They want to play the same. Forget the production line. Cut guys loose a little bit and let them be themselves."
-- Jimmy Connors says let players show their personalities, speaking with The Desert Sun at Indian Wells.

"It comes from playing like s**t. Why would I feel confident right now? If that was the case, I don't think we'd be sitting here having this funeral-like press conference. It's just weird because, I used to like hit for a half hour and then go eat Cheetos the rest of the day, come out and drill forehands. Now I'm really trying to make it happen, being professional, really going for it, and I miss my Cheetos."
-- Andy Roddick speaking with reporters on the source of his frustration and lack of confidence after his loss to Igor Andreev at Indian Wells.

"I'm going with the flow. I feel when the time is right to stop, it will be flashing in neon lights for me, like this is it. It could be this year, it could be next year, I have no idea. Anyone in their profession seems to think it's fairly clear when it's the right time. I haven't had that moment of clarity."
-- Lindsay Davenport in Indian Wells on retiring from tennis.

"If you get operated, something can go wrong and you can just say bye-bye to tennis. That's what happened to a lot of soccer players in Europe. They get operated, some things, it's not the mistake of the doctor. It's just some surgeries, they just don't go the right way...My injury will never go away. It's already become so chronic there's no chance to fix it so I can play without pain."
-- Marat Safin at Indian Wells on avoiding surgery on his bum knee.

"For a couple of months, though I wasn't partying all the time I was going out, having a glass or two of wine, knowing my Mum wasn't going to be cracking the whip the next morning. I skied in St. Moritz, I show-jumped, but then the challenges disappeared. I knew I was never going to be the best at anything else -- not the best commentator, not the best rider. I think I can still be one of the best tennis players; that is what has brought me back. And I have studied this sport for 20 years, so I think I know what I'm talking about."
-- Martina Hingis on her comeback in 2006.

"I just don't believe I can win on clay, and if it suits me to maybe jump into one tournament just so I stay familiar with the game, then I might make a call like that."
-- Andre Agassi on skipping the claycourt season in 2006.

"I'm at the top of my game so, when I win or lose, I don't freak out...I don't think we can call it a rivalry yet. There's just to many great players around."
-- Roger Federer putting the spin on his 1-3 record against Rafael Nadal.

"When I saw that, I couldn't believe it. I would love for Wimbledon to (buy them). I don't care who buys them, whether it's $500,000, $5 million or $50 million, that's got Borg's name on that trophy. What are you going to do with that trophy? Use it as an ashtray? All the blood and everything that went into winning that, no one is going to have the satisfaction of winning that from just owning them. It's impossible."
-- Jimmy Connors on Bjorn Borg selling his Wimbledon trophies.

"I'm done growing. I only grow when I put my high heels on now."
-- Maria Sharapova.

"What's so sad, to me, about Serena is she is still so young and still has so much ability. If Serena wants to come back in a proper way and really prepare, I believe she could still become No. 1 again. It's getting to the point where it's either get fit and get ready to really make a proper comeback or don't dally in it. I think she might be taking a little time away now to think about that and decide where she wants to go."
-- Tracy Austin speaking with Tennis Week on Serena Williams.

"If you go to Australia, the Australian Open is on all day long on network TV. There's no way CBS, NBC and ABC would do that. They only show the finals. That's always been the case. They don't want to give the time to the biggest tournament we have in the United States. Any other country, it's everywhere -- front page of the main paper, front page of the sports section. We haven't had that here."
-- Lindsay Davenport on televised tennis in the U.S.

"No! I don't have a chance. For me he's unbelievable. I will continue with my comeback and I am just happy with that."
-- Rafael Nadal on if he could surpass Roger Federer for the No. 1 ranking.

"This could become one of the favorite stops for the players after just one year. They understood how much effort we made to make them feel welcome."
-- Tennis Channel Open Las Vegas Tournament Director Steve Bellamy.

"I think he shouldn't play tennis because it's so boring to play against him. He has a good serve, but his problem is on the baseline."
-- Tommy Robredo after losing to the giant-serving "Dr." Ivo Karlovic at The Tennis Channel Open in Las Vegas.

"He moves great, does everything very well. He's gotten to a point that when he's not at his best, he's finding ways to win, and that separates him from the rest," Sampras said, a moment before making sure to bolster his own credentials a tad. "There are less great players today than there was when I was playing."
-- Pete Sampras in USA Today on Roger Federer.

"Plus wasn't she the first player to lose 0-and-0 in the final of a Grand Slam? That has to count for something."
-- Mike Bryan on Natasha Zvereva deserving of being in the Tennis Hall of Fame for her doubles exploits.

"Davis Cup was as special (as winning Wimbledon) because you play as a team and for your country you have very little opportunity to do that as tennis is such an individual sport. I remember coming in to the locker room after winning Wimbledon and I really had no one who knew how I felt. It was a very strange feeling."
-- Pat Cash comparing winning the Davis Cup to winning Wimbledon.

"I think if he keeps doing well, he might come back to win a few more titles. Steal that Todd Woodbridge record back."
-- Mike Bryan on John McEnroe, who is five titles behind Todd Woodbridge's all-time record for doubles title wins.

"It's in Caesar's. It's unbelievable. They say on a good night it makes like 500 grand...There's a line outside that wraps around the place...He hooked us up with a sweet table in the middle and he got bodyguards for us...Not that we needed it...He's the man there. James [Blake] went to Vegas for a bachelor party and Andre hooked him up with rooms at Hard Rock."
-- Bob and Mike Bryan speaking with SI.com on their idol Andre Agassi's nightclub in Las Vegas, "Pure."

"It doesn't suit Australian tennis players. It's disappointing to have no impact at all. They always say it's going to be done and nothing happens."
-- Lleyton Hewitt on his frustration with Tennis Australia over the slow and sticky Rebound Ace surface at the Australian Open.

"When my family left me back in '93, Richard Williams [father of Venus and Serena] came to my apartment and put a thousand dollars on the table and said, 'That's yours every month as long as you need it.' But I couldn't take it."
-- Jim Pierce, father of Mary Pierce.

"Andy's an emotional and intense guy. I like how intense he gets, but maybe it's my fault for not helping him strike a better balance. Sometimes his stomach gets upset. Some great athletes throw up before every match. Fortunately, he doesn't do that."
-- U.S. Davis Cup captain Patrick McEnroe on Andy Roddick tossing his cookies versus Romania.

"That super tiebreaker takes all the excitement out of the match. I guess it's good for TV because it's over faster, but for the fans it sucks."
-- Tennis fan Jeff Rosenblatt at the ATP stop in Delray Beach speaking to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

"I've been talking to Martina [Hingis] about playing for a couple of years. Maybe I can convince her to play some doubles."
-- Martina Navratilova.

"This has been a long time coming. The problems with doubles have not just come around in this generation. I realized where doubles was in 1985, when Martina [Navratilova] and I were coming to the end of our 109-match winning streak. Imagine a 109-match winning streak in any sport. But it got teeny, teeny attention. Martina is one of the greats of all time and I was a Top 10 singles player and had a name, but where did it get us? Basically, there was hardly mention of our long winning streak."
-- Pam Shriver speaking to Tennis Week on doubles' troubles.

"Well I got to No. 1. That's my answer to that."
-- Maria Sharapova when asked if her modeling/self-promotion is getting in the way of her tennis.

"I really want to win a race this year. If I don't, then all the guys will start calling me Tim Henman."
-- Mark Webber, Australian Formula One driver. Ouch.

"He's now gone from being a really great talent or whatever to, in my mind, not a great player anymore. Now it's becoming ordinary, totally ordinary...When he's not in control of the point, he tries to hit a two-hander. He's got the whole strategy turned around."
-- Mats Wilander on Andy Roddick.

"Maybe I was a bit scared of him. Maybe I didn't really believe it. Things were happening so fast."
-- Marcos Baghdatis after losing to Roger Federer in the Australian Open final.

"A strong body listens. It obeys. A weak body commands. If you're body is weak it tells you what to do. If you're body is strong it'll actually listen to you when you tell it to do something. If you build it right you can overcome some of the obstacles of age and recovery."
-- Andre Agassi.

"But Henin-Hardenne, the champ here in 2004, holder of four major titles and destined for the Hall of Fame, walked. She walked away with $458,500, which ought to buy a lot of upset-stomach relief, leaving a bad taste and a blot on the game. In a word she was unprofessional, especially with 15,452 in the stands and a worldwide TV audience eavesdropping."
-- Bud Collins writing for the Boston Globe.

"How a Cypriot got to be ranked among the world's best defies logic on an island where we eat ourselves fitter."
-- Charlie Charalambous, a columnist for The Cyprus Weekly.

"I know you are reporters and I know this is your job, but, you know, take your note pads, take your pencils down, take your grunt-o-meters down, the fashion police, put everything away and just watch the match, you know, from just the fans' perspective. I seriously think that the quality of the match today was great."
-- Maria Sharapova lecturing the media after losing to Justine Henin-Hardenne at the Australian Open.

"She's just an unbelievable player. She hasn't got a huge serve, she hasn't got big groundies, but she's got everything mentally and just anticipates really well. She just knows what's going on out there. She can hit lob winners on the line and reflex volleys back when she needs to. She's just an awesome player. Now playing her, I know why she's won all these Grand Slams and why she's probably going to go down as one of the greats ever."
-- Sam Stosur on Martina Hingis.

"If you ask Jim Courier, I mean, that guy has his tongue up (Roger Federer's) ass, I think...you know, the whole time when you actually listen to him commentating or listen to him talk about Roger Federer. Sometimes makes me sick almost."
-- Tommy Haas on TV commentator and former player Jim Courier.

"There was kind of a code that you had as an Australian that you never left the court losing unless you had blood all over you. That's the sort of toughness you need to compete on the world stage and I feel that our kids today just don't have it."
-- John Newcombe.

"Once those players are out of their comfort zone, they've got to come up with something different and if it's not quite their game, then you've already won a small victory before the ball has been hit."
-- Tony Roche on Roger Federer's opponents, such as Andy Roddick, who try and press their net play when facing the Swiss.

"He has a middle seat reserved on the express train to hell."
-- WTA Tour player Tara Snyder on former coach Joe Giuliano who has been accused of sexually assaulting several players.

"Not on my end."
-- Serena Williams' curious choice of wording regarding injury worries as she enters the Aussie Open having packed on a few extra pounds.

"If someone had done that to me when I was 18, I honestly think a lot of things would have been different. The message I got early on was that I could get away with just about anything on the court. No one wanted me defaulted. The tournament director didn't want me defaulted, neither did the TV people. But if someone had nailed me, cost me a big tournament, the chances are I would have learned my lesson and not done it again. I mean, I'm not stupid. Tell me where the line is and I won't cross it. The message I got until Australia was that there was no line."
-- John McEnroe on getting defaulted at the Aussie Open years back and how it's the tour officials' fault he turned out a bad boy.

"I'll keep training, I'm only 16. I'll be back, and my return will be thunderous."
-- 16-year-old Sesil "The Mouth" Karatantcheva, given a two-year ban from tennis for doping the nandro.

"With all the injury problems we have in men's tennis at the moment, I'm happy to still be standing."
-- Roger Federer entering the Australian Open.

"I would like to see it. We're the only sport out there without a players' rep and we have no one going to business meetings for us and a lot of that doesn't make sense to me but, like I said, I could be talking out of complete ignorance here if I kind of go into that any further."
-- Andy Roddick on unionizing men's tennis.

"I'm not allowed to make a joke. It is a bit unfair how I'm treated. I thought it was a joke. I got calls and messages. I would rather not to have to worry about things like that. It is disappointing."
-- Brit-Scot Andy Murray on media and public reaction after telling the crowd he and his opponent "played like women" after a match.

"If I play, it will be for one reason: my fans."
-- Justine Henin-Hardenne, indicating she could be bothered to represent Belgium in the Fed Cup competition in 2006.

"Somebody who has tested positive twice in less than two years is someone who clearly doesn't think the rules apply to him."
-- World Anti-Doping Agency head Dick Pound on Mariano Puerta.

"I was very happy when I heard she was coming back. I was hoping that one day she would take the courage to do it, and she did it, and she even won her first match which was fantastic. I think it's great for the sport and think it will do her well too, to come back and see how good she can be again because she's a great competitor and she broke all the records. I think she could do something great again."
-- Roger Federer on Swiss compatriot Martina Hingis.

"It is about choosing where you play carefully. We are lucky to have so many tournaments."
-- Roger Federer on the answer to fewer injuries -- not scaling down the tournament calendar, but getting players to play fewer small tournaments and exhibitions.

"We're all part of this big family, this tennis family. When we need each other's help for our various fund-raising purposes we can count on each other and it is a pleasure to play. I've played at Pam's [Shriver] event and this will be my second time doing so, and she has been such a great champion for tennis and for her charities over the years. It's a real easy yes. Everyone who is playing is very philanthropic; it sort of fits with our way of life to help each other."
-- Jim Courier.

"I'm proud of myself. I'm a relieved, happy girl."
-- Lindsay Davenport on finishing the year at No. 1.

"I guess it will be fun to look at them while you're playing. It might be nice."
-- Lindsay Davenport on the 2006 WTA Championships in Madrid employing male models instead of ballboys.

"You have to put him as the best player in the world. Level wise, it is very difficult to say if it is Pete Sampras or Rod Laver. They won a lot of majors. Or Bjorn Borg, for that matter. But if you talk about the level that Pete Sampras played at, I would have to say that, when he played well there was no way Roger Federer would have beaten him. Not yet!"
-- Mats Wilander on Pete Sampras.

"We have technology of cameras at every single angle. Let's take the human element out. Umpires get nervous just like we do. So, if it's there, why not use it? Plus it would be fun. Can you imagine if you had a flag in your bag that you could throw for an instant replay once or twice a set? It would add a whole 'nother element of excitement to it."
-- Andy Roddick on the Hawk-Eye line-calling and replay technology that tournaments are slow to adopt.

"McEnroe respects one guy -- himself, and that's it."
-- Luke Jensen on why former No. 1-ranked doubles player John McEnroe hasn't taken an active role in stopping the ATP from killing doubles, speaking to the Portland Tribune.

"I have a very strong opinion. I'm absolutely against it. I'm against the challenge system. I'm for the way it is right now. Don't change that."
-- Roger Federer on allowing players to challenge calls using a video replay system.

"The atmosphere was very much Russian."
-- Maria Sharapova after playing her first-round match in Moscow. You would hope so.

"You tennis people have to admit that the fish and not the angler has to enjoy the bait. Daily newspapers only cover controversy, not the game of doubles. It really hurt my heart to see at a Grand Slam doubles event when 90 percent of the people did not stay for the men's doubles finals [this year's match at Roland Garros where the No. 3 seed team of Jonas Bjorkman/Max Mirnyi defeated the No. 2 seed Bryan brothers] after the women's semifinals and half of the people in stands at Roland Garros left after first set. The doubles issue has been on the table nine years and it has not been fixed in a way that enhances situation of doubles at all. It came to a point where we had to make a decision where we had to enhance the product of doubles."
-- The ATP's Horst Klosterkemper speaking with Tennis Week. Too bad the ATP aren't "tennis people," and since when did the terms "enhance" and "kill" become interchangeable?

"If Britain lose this tie, then they took a horrible decision."
-- Roger Federer on Brit Davis Cup captain Jeremy Bates leaving Greg Rusedski out of the first day of play in the Switzerland vs. Britain Davis Cup tie.

"There's an edge because [Courier] gets teed off if I start beating him and I do, too. That's the tough part. The easy part is when I team up with Anna Kournikova. Jim's single so he's probably jealous."
-- John McEnroe speaking with the Ottawa Sun on the potential fireworks in playing an exhibition with Jim Courier and Anna Kournikova.

"I let the evening unfold. I'm the sort of guy who likes to sit in the chair and look at the wine glass."
-- Roger Federer on partying hardy the night after winning the 2005 US Open. Roger, take that lampshade off your head, you nut!

"Well, [Peter] Lundgren proved me wrong but I'm not bitter. I'm very happy for both Marat [Safin] and Peter."
-- Shamil Tarpishchev, who said he wouldn't hire foreign coaches because they could "never fully understand the secrets of the Russian soul."

"I had a nice dinner. I let the evening unfold, flow. I like to sit in a chair with a wine glass. When I woke up, I thought, 'Why didn't I go to bed at 11?' I came back at 3 and went to bed at 5."
-- Roger Federer on celebrating with approximately 10 friends the night after winning the US Open.

"We'd love to be a team like John McEnroe and Peter Fleming, continue for numerous and numerous Grand Slams. I think we can. Just got to stay healthy and stay young."
-- Mike Bryan after winning his first US Open title with brother Bob.

"It's been really disappointing. Billie Jean King came up to the booth the other day and I don't want to say she was embarrassed because -- I don't want to put words in her mouth -- but this is not what she envisioned I think. Obviously, she has no control of it and, in some cases, it could just be bad luck; it just doesn't seem like it picked up any steam. In the men's, it seems like a lot of close matches and good story lines. I do cover both men's and women's, although I do have a bias towards men's tennis because I played on the men's tour for 15 years, but really there's much more excitement. Hopefully the quarterfinals on that we'll see some great tennis."
-- John McEnroe on the uneven blowouts through the first four rounds on the women's side at the 2005 US Open.

"No, I wouldn't wear it. I wouldn't wear it. But it made it a lot easier for me to beat him today."
-- Lleyton Hewitt on Dominik Hrbaty's pink shirt with the holes on the back.

"I know James has had some difficult moments, and so I'm happy for him. I like to see people do well who have suffered and been through hard things."
-- Rafael Nadal on James Blake.

"He's a little weird. He can play great or he can play horrible. He's spoiled. I think he'll grow as a person, but right now, he's a kid and he's acting as a kid."
-- Ivan Ljubicic on French teen Richard Gasquet.

"Like Ahh-nold? (Schwarzenegger) I don't think so. I'm more into, in general, helping people. Like Muhammad Ali does for the world. Think about the world not only like 'God Bless America' sort of thing but God bless the world, because we're all together. We're living on the same world, you know? And not alone. Sometimes people forget. This is why we have fights all over the world. Of course you can't stop them, but still pick an issue, maybe in the future. Of course it goes into politics a little bit. Maybe. Who knows what I'll do? But I don't really see this sort of role. I'd like to be more of an ambassador."
-- Swiss Roger Federer on whether he would ever go into politics.

"I think I actually made a very kind gesture out of nowhere; I decided in the middle of that match that for every ace I hit I want to donate money. I just think people should honestly look at themselves before they judge another person. I've never been spoiled. I want a Range Rover very bad, but I refuse to spend the money to buy a Range...The diamonds are borrowed. I won't buy them because I'm too cheap."
-- Serena Williams defending herself after critics compared her $100/ace donation to the Gulf Coast hurricane victims to her $50,000+ jewelry worn during matches at the US Open.

"I get more tense and more tense. Then I was scared. I didn't try so much anymore to go for the points, but I stayed more back behind the baseline to put the balls in the court, and then he hit winners. In the beginning I didn't know what to do. I was feeling like I was serving bad because he returned every ball. Then I tried to hit faster and harder, and so that's how you get more tense."
-- Gilles Muller on choking the chicken against Robby Ginepri after beating Andy Roddick.

"I donate lots to charity. I don't necessarily tell everybody the number or what I do."
-- Lindsay Davenport on donating to the hurricane relief effort.

"It's a lot of bling to play with. You got to have the bling."
-- Serena Williams on playing at the US Open wearing $40K diamond earrings.

"I went to buy shirts the other day and lots of people were saying, 'Oh, this is the girl, she won last year.' Sometimes they go, 'What's your name?' I'm like, 'Uh...' and I find it difficult to say anything. I say 'Kuznetsova' and they say 'What?' So I just say, 'Okay, whatever. Just forget it.'"
-- Defending US Open champ Svetlana Kuznetsova on her over-the-top popularity on the streets of New York before being eliminated in her opening-round match.

"Appropriate ban. No more I could say. It's a pity people have to do this."
-- Roger Federer on Guillermo Canas' two-year ban due to doping.

"I was curious to see how people will see me this year because I haven't really been back in New York since obviously the US Open. I feel there is a buzz."
-- Roger Federer at the US Open.

"I have a great record against anybody right now, so it doesn't really matter who I play in the final. I'll be in there as the big favorite. But I play my best in the finals, in the important matches. That's why I'm number one. There's no secret...I'm not overconfident, but very confident."
-- Roger Federer after winning the first semifinal in Cincinnati.

"I pulled out, I think, three times during a tournament and about three times before a tournament in my whole career...Now, it's four, five, six tournaments a year these top players are pulling out, or more. That's a shame."
-- Martina Navratilova on the rash of injuries on the WTA Tour.

"If you're a guy, you're interested in a couple of things: sports and hot girls. Tennis is the only sport that tends to bring those two together."
-- Max Valiquette, president of Toronto youth marketing firm Youthography.

"Some singles players aren't very good in doubles and others simply don't enjoy doubles. A couple of top singles players have told me that literally standing at the net while their partner is serving is the scariest thing in the world."
-- Mark Knowles on why the ATP's doubles scoring changes to get more singles players playing doubles is a bad idea.

"As good as anybody not named Roger."
-- Andy Roddick on his chances at the US Open.

"Thinking about my accessibility to fans, the amount of autographs that I didn't sign versus the ones I did, I look back a little mortified at my behavior. I was so exclusively focused on playing well that I put all the responsibilities of being a top-ranked professional on the side, believing that was not my job. That was sincere naivete. I have a much broader perspective now. I understand that the players drive the popularity of the game. The thing that I am most upset about is that we had arguably the best generation of American players in history, but at the same time, the popularity of the game declined in America. There are lots of people in power just as culpable as I am and my peers, but we had a real opportunity to keep tennis on the front pages and it slipped away. Part of that has got to be my fault."
-- Jim Courier speaking with Tennis Week.

"Roger Federer has a physical and mental advantage over everybody. He's doing to tennis what Tiger Woods did to golf a few years ago. He is making us all improve."
-- Andy Roddick.

"I mean it is frustrating coming so close in the big ones. Sometimes I feel like I would rather lose in the semifinals than the finals. You spend the night before dreaming about winning it, and then having to watch another team celebrate kind of stinks. But I think it also keeps us gunning and training for more. We aren't satisfied. We still want another title bad."
-- Mike Bryan, who with brother Bob have lost in the doubles final of all three Slams this year.

"If there's a heaven, this guy is going there. His commitment to kids is beyond compare."
-- Agnostic Martyn Brewer, director of sports marketing for adidas America, on Andre Agassi.

"I will try. I don't have a lot of time, traveling every week. I have one month in Mallorca in December after finishing the Tennis Masters Cup and then I want to do that."
-- Rafael Nadal on when he will get his driver's license so he can drive his new Mercedes-Benz SLK 200 he won at Stuttgart. Or consider the Tennis-X auto donation program, with proceeds going to charity, of course.

"There's so many other chapters that we can explore."
-- Serena Williams on possibly extending the boring Williams sisters reality show.

"Andy's got a great attitude and is already a bit of an icon within his generation, but he may never do better than Chang. He's more charismatic, but results-wise, he's no better than Michael was at this point. Really, if he were playing during Sampras' and Agassi's primes, Andy might be like Michael, playing a little bit in their shadows."
-- Vince Spadea on Andy Roddick.

"Lleyton cheers for other people's mistakes and is very aggressive. It is very difficult not to feel provoked. But as a person, I would rather not win a single tournament than be like Lleyton."
-- Guillermo Coria on Lleyton Hewitt.

"In sports, it's always that there's winners and losers, and it's impossible to always be the winner. At least, it's not just me losing this time, it's the whole team, and I can take some comfort in that."
-- Venus Williams, recording a 1-2 win-loss record for the weekend after the U.S. lost to Russia in the Fed Cup semifinals.

"The thing that really impresses me is that like the (Rod) Lavers and (Ken) Rosewalls, he really cares about this game. Being No 1, he feels he has a duty to do as much for the game as possible, and, to me, that is very important."
-- Tony Roche on protege Roger Federer.

"Yes, we are friend. Is difficult because we don't speak English very good. It's difficult for us. Yeah, (we communicate) in English. Not a lot because we speak so bad."
-- Frenchman Richard Gasquet on communicating with Spaniard Rafael Nadal.

"I believe ‑‑ I live in a black and white. I think things are like either black or white. I don't really believe that much in the gray. I think that there's gray for a lot of people, but I don't live in the gray. I realize whatever action I have or take, it's going to have a consequence -- either good or bad. So I live my life in a way where I don't have bad consequences. I just notice there's a lot people around me just live in the gray. I don't know, for me, I'm just really straightforward."
-- Venus Williams at Wimbledon.

"I don't know if you guys have seen my body, there's no anabolicness speed there. This is as natural as it gets. You know, this is ‑‑ you know ‑‑ this is part Jewish, part Christian, part upper‑class upbringing working as hard as you can genetics. There's no anabolicness going on here."
-- Justin Gimelstob on the cortisone shots he's taking having possible stroidal effects.

"Drop me on the west coast of Ireland and I'll be happy. Golf, Guinness and great people, perfect."
-- Mats Wilander.

"She's as mean as a snake. She reminds me of me."
-- Martina Hingis on Maria Sharapova.

"McDonald's. We have been there every night and we'll be there tonight."
-- Klara "Kouky" Koukalova on the reason for her success at the WTA grasscourt stop in 's-Hertogenbosch.

"Returning his serve, it's like trying to return a serve that comes from the Eiffel Tower. It comes fast and bounces very high. It's probably the biggest serve on the tour."
-- Thomas Johansson on returning the serve of the towering Croat "Dr." Ivo Karlovic.

"I know I can beat him on any surface."
-- Roger Federer, eating some of his ego after losing to Rafael Nadal in the French Open semifinals.

"(Maria) Sharapova plays thoughtless tennis, just pounding at the ball."
-- Mats Wilander on the game of defending Wimbledon champion Maria Sharapova.

"Last time I came here I went to see the (Red Hot) Chilli Peppers in concert and this time I will be going to see U2. I don't think about tennis 24/7. I enjoy time on the lake at my Florida home and just being lazy on the sofa."
-- Andy Roddick on his Wimbledon fortnight, speaking to The Guardian.

"Simple version for me is, umm, started bad and finished bad basically..."
-- Roger Federer summarizing his Roland Garros semifinal loss to Rafael Nadal.

"We've worked pretty hard on this shot because everybody knows my backhand is beautiful, it's natural, but it doesn't give me a lot of points."
-- Justine Henin-Hardenne on her preference to hit the inside-out forehand over the backhand.

"I'm not envious of anyone."
-- Maria Sharapova when asked if she was envious of any parts of Justine Henin-Hardenne's game after losing to the Belgian at Roland Garros.

"Well, you gotta find his backhand, huh?"
-- Roger Federer on the key to beating Fernando "Gonzo" Gonzalez.

"I just want to say, my mom was sick...she has a problem with her health...really serious problem, so I have been dealing with this for the past couple of months. I would like (the media) to not...ask any questions about this any more. It has been a pretty hard time...but I am a professional tennis player so I have to play no matter what. So I am here. I'm trying to do my best..."
-- Defending champ Anastasia Myskina at the French Open.

"Let's be truthful, this isn't a team, because there's someone who makes decisions choosing the best for himself. I can understand that a player gets tired and decides to rest before Paris. I also did so on Tuesday against the Czechs but not in the most important match of all. Coria and I were the best team and if we were a real team this wouldn't have happened."
-- Gason Gaudio, miffed about countryman Guillermo Coria sitting out the match against the two-time defending champ Chileans at the World Team Cup.

"I think you have to love yourself before you fall in love. I'm still learning to love myself."
-- Serena Williams.

"If anything, for the first time in my career I've been getting tight a couple of times because I'm more committed. It's not so free and easy and I like the way that feels."
-- Andy Roddick on getting inspired by his chokes as he falls down the rankings.

"Everybody knows the French have a problem with winning."
-- Yannick Noah, who has undertaken the task of coaching the oft-choking Amelie Mauresmo to a French Open title.

"I feel good about beating (Ivan) Ljubicic, of course, but I would have traded it for the loss to him in Davis Cup two months ago. That hurt a lot to me and the team."
-- Andre Agassi in Rome. That's a good sign for U.S. captain Patrick McEnroe going into his September qualifying match when Agassi is still talking about "the team."

"I don't know if I'm going to be anywhere next year really. Every week I feel like I'm not sure for the next year."
-- Andre Agassi after losing first round in Hamburg.

"I wanted to get a rematch from the Olympics. That always plays a role in such matches. You don't just forget what happened in the previous matches against any player. And with him I have kind of a tough past -- he ruined my Olympic dreams in Athens (laughing), so it's nice."
-- Roger Federer after dropping only three games in Hamburg against Tomas Berdych, who he lost to in last year's Athens Olympics.

"It's nice to be one of the most beautiful people."
-- Maria Sharapova on being named to People magazine's 50 Most Beautiful list.

"I'm an outside chance at Roland Garros but my focus is really on Wimbledon where it is realistically between me and Roger Federer to win."
-- Lleyton Hewitt. Huh? Were you in the final last year and we missed it? Or the year before?

"Pushing off is a lot tougher and I prefer to have the firm ground when as soon as I slide I can push back off. That's one of the advantages I have, that I'm strong enough to do that on the hardcourt. On the claycourt, it's tougher. You push off but keep sliding."
-- Kim Clijsters on her affinity for sliding/doing the splits on hardcourt as opposed to sliding around on the clay.

"I know for a fact that if my kids keep going, they'll be the No. 1 players in the world one day. My daughter's gonna kill these bitches. She's gonna be on the tour by 11. I guarantee it. Mr. Williams ain't the only crazy motherf***** out here."
-- African-American multi-millionaire Tom Stafford speaking to Sports Illustrated.

"You come here and all you hear is Nadal, Nadal, Nadal. It is wrong for somebody so young. The country has great players. Moya, Ferrero, Albert Costa have all won the French Open but nobody talks about them. Only Nadal. Why is this?"
-- Marat Safin in Barcelona.

"As our contract came to a close, and after carefully considering what is in the best interest of our business, Reebok has elected not to continue this partnership."
-- Dennis Baldwin, Reebok's chief marketing officer, said in a statement on their decision to dump Andy Roddick.

"I don't think she came out there and beat me. I just kept making error after error...I just think I'm having a mental letdown from all the tennis I've been playing in the last four weeks, and I just felt pretty dead."
-- Venus Williams giving props, Williams sisters-style, to Tatiana Golovin after losing to the French teen at Charleston.

"Not at all. I mean, that wasn't even a big match. The serve-and-volley was nothing today. It's just my mistakes and, well, she served pretty well. That's the only one thing she can do."
-- Anastasia Myskina on if she was impressed by conqueror Nicole Vaidisova after losing at Charleston.

"Meanwhile, though, let's get to the "bottom" of something else -- Serena Williams' heft. Granted, the poor girl has plenty of other problems to worry about -- she pulled out of Amelia Island with a sprained ankle last week, launching another round of speculation about her dedication and fighting spirit. No matter how you cut it, fitness is an issue for Serena..."
-- Peter Bodo on Serena's bodacious behind.

"Just look at Andy Roddick. He has the biggest serve on the men's tour and he's not the No. 1 because other parts of his game are not so good. I think it's more important to have the desire and the other parts of your game."
-- Elena Dementieva, defending her weak serve. Ouch, like A-Rod doesn't have enough problems without getting slammed by WTA players.

"(Rafael) Nadal will most likely grind his way into the Top 10, but he doesn't have the firepower to be No. 1. Too many players hit a bigger ball..."
-- Steve Tignor, managing editor for Tennis Magazine, talking about Nadal last week in Miami. So Steve, how did you come across that job? Any openings soon at Tennis Magazine?

"They wanted me to change, but I am too old to change the way I play."
-- Gustavo Kuerten, returning from hip surgery, on doctors wanting him to change his style of play.

"I was just telling myself, 'Wow, V, I really, you know, made it so hard on myself out there. Not only did I have to play my opponent, but I also had to play against me.' That's hard to do the whole match. You know, I have to be kinder to myself, basically."
-- Venus Williams on her split-ego-personality in suffering through bad losses.

"Well, as far as my game, I think, you know, I had some of my best results when I was actually my heaviest and arguably my slowest weight. For my game, for me to be successful, the bottom line is I have to be serving well, hitting the spots on my serves, and volleying very firm. That's just the bottom line. If I'm holding serve, I'm going to eke out a break here and there. But having said that, you can't argue that me getting faster doesn't make the game easier; I mean, it's going to make the game easier."
-- Taylor Dent on playing better when he's fatter. Time to hit Dairy Queen and win Wimbledon.

"To tell you the truth, I could care less (laughing). There are other things that I'm more worried about than that."
-- Maria Sharapova on Serena and Venus Williams possibly meeting in the Miami quarterfinals, and whether fans are still interested in the sisters.

"You know what, I'm ignorant to the whole West Bank settlement of Israel. I'm American. Can you elaborate on that, please?"
-- Serena Williams when asked about 17-year-old Israeli Shahar Peer, who grew up in the dangerous West Bank settlement. Apparently being American is equivalent to being ignorant of anything outside of America?

"The French hasn't worked out for me the last couple of years and I'll make sure that doesn't happen again."
-- Roger Federer laying down a warning regarding the upcoming French Open for 2005.

"He needs the right players to lose, he needs to be scheduled at the right time, he needs to shut out the voices he doesn't need to hear. I had the single-minded focus that he is still trying to find."
-- Pete Sampras talking to The Times on what Tim Henman needs to win Wimbledon.

"She has a very quiet way of communicating. She says a lot without saying much at all. They wrote a song about that, didn't they?"
-- Andre Agassi on wife Steffi Graf.

"Ten minutes? That's the women. It's not for the men; not for the real game, mate."
-- Lleyton Hewitt when asked if Andy Roddick's 10-minute bathroom break in their match at the Australian Open exceeded the limit.

"I don't know. Haven't I always been mature?"
-- Lleyton Hewitt, when asked if he had matured in his time since the break-up with former fiancee Kim Clijsters. The same Lleyton Hewitt whose standard on-court demeanor resembles a petulant 12-year-old in his first junior final?

"It's called Retail Therapy."
-- Maria Sharapova on getting over her Australian Open loss to Serena Williams by going shopping.

"I have started to realize that I am really just a world athlete and a world entertainer -- I am a world-known person, I am a global icon."
-- Serena Williams speaking to the Khaleej Times in Dubai.

"What Andre does is great for tennis. All the guys can look up at him and he can be their role model."
-- Croatian Mario "Baby Goran" Ancic on Andre Agassi.

"Our distribution, capacity and ability for the standard fan to get The Tennis Channel is going to go up tremendously in the very near future. These deals are very large and very sensitive, but that should tell you a lot. And right now, believe it or not, The Tennis Channel is in some part of 19 of the Top 20 markets in America. We're in 236 markets. We're in 2,900 communities. We're carried by 34 different cable and satellite companies."
-- Tennis Channel CEO Steve Bellamy with the U.S. distribution update.

"We have evidence that Mr. Fuehrer knew (Irakli) Labadze was going to lose. Under such conditions we cannot accept any bet."
-- Cashpoint spokesman Michael Wondra on the investigation into alleged price fixing at the ATP St. Poelten tournament.

"I know when I played Davis Cup and Cashy (Pat Cash) was in the team, we all got a little bit cockier. When he wasn't in the team, we crapped ourselves."
-- Australian Davis Cup captain Wally Masur on having big-match players such as Lleyton Hewitt on the team.

"Many say that (Pete) Sampras is the greatest player. But I say with all due respect to the rest, that he (Roger Federer) is the most complete player in the world so far."
-- Marat Safin on world No. 1 Roger Federer.

"These rackets they use today, you can go to the moon with them. You can do anything you want with them. You have so many choices, but the whole body has more chance of getting injured because every shot is possible from every position."
-- Guillermo Vilas talking to the New York Times about all the injuries on tour.

"Yeah, I couldn't get cell phone service in the stadium this morning."
-- Andy Roddick when asked if anything was not working today in the final of the ATP stop in San Jose.

"The balls are terribly unpredictable. They skim the net, you make the adjustment and they go 18 feet long. Prince should stick to tennis rackets, that's for sure."
-- Andre Agassi on the Prince balls used at the ATP San Jose event.

"There is something about the size of the balls that is not making me comfortable. They aren't friendly."
-- No not what you might think, but rather Max "The Beast" Mirnyi disparaging the San Jose tournament's use of a particular brand of Prince tennis balls.

"I was never comfortable or competing against or being around John (McEnroe) or Jimmy (Connors). They were highly unique characters to say the least. I had to pay my dues. Now I see so many countries succeeding by taking each other in. It's nice to see our country do that now, our guys supporting each other."
-- Andre Agassi on his reason for returning to the U.S. Davis Cup fold.

"This is maddening, I've never seen anything like this. The players aren't used to this, they've been complaining a lot."
-- WTA Tournamnt Director Clair Woods, speaking to Indian Express on the unruly crowds at the WTA event in Hyderabad.

"I just thought he was one of the nicest guys, like just really easygoing and easy to get along with."
-- Bec Cartwright on meeting fiancee Lleyton Hewitt. Does Lleyton have a twin we don't know about?

"The morning I got the call about the (Tsunami exhibition). I went over to our tennis academy, where Andy was practicing for the Australian Open. I asked him if he knew about it. He said, 'Is Mattress Mack putting it on?' When I told him yes, he said, 'I'm there. I don't care if I make the finals. I'm flying in that day. Anything he does, I feel a responsibility to be there.' I think that's a good indication of how Andy Roddick feels."
-- Chris Evert on Andy Roddick playing in the Houston tsunami benefit put on by Houston tennis promoter Jim "Mattress Mac" McIngvale.

"On balance I thought it was a terrific tournament and I know some Americans come out here and they say, don't quote me, because they're American tennis officials, but this is the best of the four. They don't want to upset Wimbledon."
-- American commentator and fashion guru Bud Collins on the Australian Open. We quoted you.

"That was...that was choking. You're right. But of course when you play against (Roger) Federer, he's No. 1 in the world, he won three grand slams last year, and he's just full of confidence. It's difficult to do anything regular to beat him. You have to do something extra to be able to have the chance to beat him. Set points, I had six of them and I couldn't take one. But I was close."
-- Marat Safin interviewed by Jim Courier on losing a 20-18 tiebreak to Roger Federer at the 2004 Masters Cup.

"My coach told me I had to expect, you know, some long rallies and stuff. So, you know, I was ready for this."
-- Amelie Mauresmo breaking down the intricate nature of Team Mauresmo coaching strategies.

"Would it shock you if I told you I was going to play Christian Sampras before Jaden does?"
-- Andre Agassi when asked when his son Jaden might be playing Pete Sampras' son Christian.

"You said it, I didn't. I can't think of anything funny to say that would not get me in trouble. I'm going to leave that one alone."
-- Andy Roddick, replying to a media question as to whether the new long pants worn this year by some of the Spaniards and other players are "too metrosexual."

"No, she's not. Two women is too much for me."
-- Marat Safin, when asked if his mother was in Melbourne in addition to his sister.

"Earlier in his career it wasn't like that. He would sort of start out like he was doing a warm-up lap..."
-- Fabrice Santoro on the oppressive early-match play of Roger Federer.

"Couple years ago I was No. 7 and I ended up top. So I kind of like the position that I'm at right now. It's hot."
-- Serena Williams doing her Paris Hilton impression.

"I think the experts and me and Tony (Roche), we all know it's not his mistake if my ranking drops. Eventually it will drop. I can't stay No. 1 for 50 years, you know. We'll see what happens. But I'm not worried that he will be blamed. I'm not thinking this way."
-- Roger Federer.

"It's a completely different situation right now because last year it was the time that nobody expected anything from me anything -- I had nothing to lose, basically I was starting from zero. And now I'm back in Top 5. And for me it's a different stage."
-- Marat Safin, sounding like he's ready to choke an early exit at the Australian Open.

"Maybe if you're playing in London or America, you don't feel that pressure quite as much."
-- Lleyton Hewitt's choke-insightful comment after losing at the Australian Open in 2003.

"Such an attitude to their commercial responsibilities is one reason why Venus and Serena have earned more than $100 million (£52m) from endorsements in their relatively short careers. Neither sees any contradiction in putting her game on the line to further the sales of Big Macs and Chicken McNuggets to America's ever more sedentary and obese young population. One television ad saw the sisters compete for a packet of french fries on a variety of playing surfaces."
-- The Guardian on the Williams sisters playing the McDonald's exhibition tour at the end of last year even though both were attempting to shrug off injuries.

"I've never dated anybody. It's good to get experience under your belt but you should never get wild or go crazy. If I can't see myself with this person for life -- I can't be bothered. I can't waste my time. I have some really good men friends but I believe in no sex before marriage. No fornicating. Stuff like that. I really believe in that. I mean, I'm not perfect. It's hard to live by the Bible standards but I'm really comfortable with me."
-- Serena Williams speaking to The Telegraph.

"Everybody who plays me plays me so hard because they always want to beat me."
-- Serena Williams at the Hong Kong exhibition.

"I think I was as mentally tough as I've ever been. I felt like I handled the situation both on and off the court extremely well. I felt like I needed to."
-- Lleyton Hewitt on his break-up with Kim Clijsters.

"I was worried a bit at the beginning because I didn't know how the situation was. Once the ATP wanted to do the tournament, I realised there was no risk at all. I'm very sorry about what happened. It's not easy to be here knowing so many people were killed very near from here."
-- Carlos Moya on making the trip to Chennai, India this week after the tsunami disaster.

"I can definitely beat him, yeah. But it's not going to be easy and I think I know as well as anyone he's definitely the man to beat at the moment."
-- Lleyton Hewitt on Roger Federer, who he has lost his last six matches against, including five bagel sets. Yeah, maybe he'll twist an ankle.

"I was completely caught off guard. I couldn't see any signs that it was coming. But I stand by my record with Andy. It was pretty good."
-- Brad Gilbert speaking to tennisreporters.net on getting canned as coach by Andy Roddick.

"While you lose some viewers, you stand to gain much more when you bump matches to later in the day, because that's when the level of households using TV is greater. The rule is to bring the most compelling tennis to the widest audience. If that means showing Americans on tape delay, we'll do it."
-- ESPN Senior Vice President of Programming Strategy Len DeLuca on ESPN's tennis broadcasting strategy for 2005. That's like a promo for subscribing to The Tennis Channel.

"I'm not promising anything. I said 2004 was my last year and I lied so I'm not saying any more about the future."
-- Martina Navratilova.

"I think Andy (Roddick) realizes what Brad (Gilbert) brought, but he also realizes they had their differences. And when you have thoughts like that, it's really hard to listen to the technical stuff...I think Andy just felt like he needed a different voice and maybe a little more low-key guy than Brad. Dean (Goldfine) has a good mind, the respect of the guys, he's a hard worker and he's pretty low-key, so that wouldn't surprise me."
-- Patrick McEnroe with some insight on Andy Roddick firing coach Brad Gilbert and potentially hiring Dean Goldfine for his 2005 campaign.

"Nothing comes to a sleeper but a dream. Our Dad used to say that. It's an adage.''
-- Serena Williams said that. It's a quote.

"We don't like to do it to a hostile crowd. If we feel it here, we'll do it. But there are no guarantees. We're playing in front of 26,000 fans that hate us. We don't want to rile them up."
-- Bob Bryan on doing the celebratory flying chest bump with brother Mike during the Davis Cup doubles final versus Spain.

"(Maria) Sharapova of course -- but I don't know if you would call her Russian though."
-- Svetlana Kuznetsova when asked who is the most popular of the Top 10 Russians.

"I look at it as we're the underdogs. I don't know if anybody is expecting a lot from us."
-- Andy Roddick, attempting to lower expectations and soften the blow before he and clay neophyte Mardy Fish travel to the slaughterhouse the Spaniards have constructed in Seville for the Davis Cup final.

"In reality there was a match. She must not have been in reality."
-- Maria Sharapova responding to Serena Williams saying "Actually, I don't believe I played a Wimbledon final" concerning their last meeting, which the Russian won.

"If I'd known it was going to be this cold, I wouldn't have done it."
-- Andy Roddick on his new short haircut at the Masters Cup in Houston.

"I know her the way she is. She has always been like this. And once I lost to her because she starts crying. I was 4-1 up in the third set. I was playing unbelievable. And suddenly Vera started crying. And she was talking to herself. So I stopped. So I lost in a tiebreaker."
-- Svetlana Kuznetsova on the car crash known as Russian countrywoman Vera "The Crying Game" Zvonareva.

"I'm an unbelievable designer. I don't know how I know and just do these things. I just start sketching and then I just know the colors and I always know the forecast. I know green and purple are going to be hot. I was born to be a designer. I worked hard to be a tennis player, I don't work hard to be a designer."
-- The modest Serena Williams on her design talents.

“I know a lot of people who are 12 and doing things they shouldn’t be doing. Whether you’re an actress or a singer, it’s always the sexier ones that are selling more tickets or selling more albums.”
-- Serena Williams explaining away the WTA's pimping of Maria Sharapova at the WTA Championships.

"I don't care what they're selling."
-- Maria Sharapova when questioned by the L.A. Times as to whether the sexy WTA marketing campaign featuring the Russian at the WTA Championships was selling sex.

"It's something that I really look forward to as well. I have a very young mom as well and I think that's something that I would like to be as well. I'm not going to say that I may quit (tennis) completely. Who knows?"
-- Kim Clijsters back in March on her rush to bust out some kids.

"Yes, and I wish everyone else would do the same."
-- Andre Agassi on casting his 2004 presidential vote for John Kerry.

"Within a few years the name 'Maria Sharapova' will be a brand as universally recognized as Calvin Klein, BMW and Rolex."
-- Maria Sharapova (c) manager Max Eisenbud.

"I've got a new man and I'm head over heels in love. I adore him, he's so hot. His name is Mark Philippoussis."
-- Professional skank Paris Hilton as quoted by The Sunday Telegraph.

"It's something different, isn't it. They certainly look good from where I've been sitting."
-- Tim Henman on the ball models at the ATP Madrid tournament.

"I think it is important for our sport to understand its product clearly, and I'm not quite convinced this is part of our product...It was difficult, to say the least, to concentrate on the ball. But I suppose I had an advantage. I'm used to playing with my wife (smiling)."
-- Andre Agassi on the models-instead-of-ball-girls at the Masters Series-Madrid.

"I'm a couple of years late. I retired at the wrong time. Maybe I should ask for a wildcard? But I wouldn't be able to play. I would just want to take (phone) numbers."
-- Goran Ivanisevic, who is with girlfriend and child, reaching for the humor on the models-for-ballkids episode at the MS-Madrid.

"I don't think she won the match, it was me who lost it...At the end she was celebrating as if she just won a Grand Slam. It just shows how desperate she was for a win."
-- A touchy Svetlana Kuznetsova after losing to countrywoman Elena Dementieva at Moscow. Meow!

"Neither will you."
-- Andy Roddick during an on-line ESPN-sponsored chat answering the accusation "...you suck and you will never win a major again so what do you have to say about that?"

"She doesn't have any 'Oh my God!' shots, but she is a solid all-round player."
-- Mashona Washington on Maria Sharapova.

"This is good all this craziness...but maybe there is a little too much craziness."
-- Goran Ivanisevic on the light-and-sound spectacular at the Superset exhibition in England last weekend.

"Playing (Serena) it always felt like playing a steamroller. No subtlety, no finesse, just raw, loud power. To respect this style of play was always a bit tough for me, but of course I had to, because the rules of tennis don't state that having a beautiful game is required to become No. 1."
-- Martina Hingis speaking to the German magazine Matchball on facing Serena Williams.

"I went to Phuket already, but would love to go to Chiang Mai one day."
-- Roger Federer in Bangkok. If you can't go to Chiang Mai, may as well Phuket.

"The week before the (US Open) I gave a few interviews for CNN, USA Network, New York Times, USA Today and Sports Illustrated which had been arranged beforehand. The reason for giving these interviews is not only because working with the media is just part of the job, it is much more my desire to contribute to the promotion of tennis in the U.S."
-- Roger Federer writing in his on-line diary. Which he lets us read. Thanks Roger.

"I'm excited because I haven't won a title since March and that's not like me."
-- Serena Williams after winning the Beijing title.

"Maybe it's just a coincidence that I break the record in every Davis Cup."
-- A smirking Andy Roddick in his Davis Cup post-match conference on the friendly speed gun used by the USTA.

"The first thing John (McEnroe) said to me was, 'Get the cold beer, rookie. That's your job.' We had just beaten Czechoslovakia, and McEnroe came into the locker room and told me to get the beer."
-- Rodney Harmon, speaking to Charlie "Brick" Bricker on being a U.S. Davis Cup practice partner back in the day.

"She's a mediocre player who never will be in the Top 20. We have people offering players like this to us every month."
-- The Spanish Tennis Federation on Svetlana Kuznetsova, who trained in Spain as a junior. This was the Spanish Federation commenting on the Casal-Sanchez Tennis Academy wishing to convert the junior Kuznetsova to Spanish citizenship. Now Spain has zero top women players. Stone.

"I still can't believe that I won, you know. When you're on the court and you hear 'US Open champion' you say, 'Wow, who is that? I don't see any champion.' It's just great. It's amazing."
-- Svetlana Kuznetsova in Bali the week after her US Open win.

"(Roger) Federer, I feel, is probably more back to our era, the style of play. I think he's so good all-around, and he's got all the strokes. I mean, he can be aggressive if he wants to. He can chip. He can topspin. He can do anything."
-- Legend Margaret Smith Court.

"I want success. I want to do something. I really want people to remember my name."
-- Svetlana Kuznetsova after winning the US Open.

"The nicer the point, the more -- the better I feel, the more excited I get. But I never play that my opponent looks stupid. I think that is wrong. I have too much respect for every opponent I play."
-- Roger Federer on his shot selection.

"I'd like to think that the Masters Cup in Houston, which has been a big goal of mine, is now even more likely."
-- Tim Henman after reaching the semis at the US Open.

"He's already made a few comments to me in the locker room. He's not gonna get me a Christmas present. He reckons that was mine today, so..."
-- Lleyton Hewitt after beating his sister's boyfriend Joachim "Pim-Pim" Johansson at the US Open.

"(Andy) Roddick needs to work on his return game. He has turtle-like reflexes out there, not cat-like. Put a ball machine on a ladder and practice returning 140 mph serves until your hands bleed!"
-- Tennis-X reader Mike M.

"More than anything I'm just disappointed for them. It's just about getting over the hump in the Slams, you know? I had trouble early on too...I think it's just a matter of breaking through, and hopefully it will happen for them sooner rather than later."
-- Andy Roddick on "B"-level Americans Mardy Fish, Taylor Dent, James Blake and crew.

"You know, it's pretty one-dimensional now. Everyone's pretty much solid off the ground, so much power off the ground. Maybe you had more different styles of play (in the past)."
-- Jennifer Capriati on the current state of the women's game.

"I'm a fan, Pat Mac (Patrick McEnroe) turned me on to your site what seems like a year or two ago, I check it out at night when I get home."
-- USA Network commentator Jim Courier at the US Open.

"I like the site, I read it a lot."
-- Tennis Channel CEO Steve Bellamy, a Tennis-X.com aficionado.

"Usually, when I get tired, I usually get tired and I keep getting tired. I mean, I don't really know. After he came back from the bathroom break, you know, I mean, it just all of a sudden he's -- you know, he's fresh again. I'm not quite sure how that happens."
-- Mardy Fish on losing to an exhausted Nicolas Massu in the gold medal match at the Athens Olympics.

"Unbelievable, yet, what else could it be?"
-- A sample of the insight of NBC/USA commentator Jim Courier during the Olympics.

I'm just walking along minding my business, and I look up and there's Andy Roddick just walking right by me. I was like 'Ohhhhhhh...my gawwwd! It's Andy Roddick!' You always figure guys like that would be surrounded by these huge entourages, but there he was just walking all by himself, baseball cap on backward, wearing flip flops and shorts."
-- NCAA and WNBA basetball championship winner Swin Cash at the Athens Olympics.

"My real goal is the Olympics. It's going to be tough but it was very good preparation to play here."
-- Anastasia Myskina after bailing on the WTA Sopot semifinals with a "rib injury" to fly to Athens for the Olympics.

"Unfortunately, no!"
-- Serena Williams when asked if any of the other WTA players ask her for beauty tips.

"The Olympics is not for tennis and tennis does not need the Olympics. It is not my goal in life to win a gold medal."
-- Marat Safin. Here's a crazy idea Marat, don't go. Give your spot to someone who won't tank the event.

"This is the Olympics. He's 21 years old. He's strong as a bull. It's the American way. Go step up."
-- The tough-talking Brad Gilbert speaking to the Cincinnati Enquirer on Andy Roddick playing the US Open a little more than a week after the Athens Olympics.

"For me, I'm in the driver's seat; I'm No. 1 in the world. I've won the last couple of meetings, and I've won the big tournaments lately. Whoever comes, I'll try to beat him. But it's almost up to me to decide who's my rival, isn't it?"
-- Roger Federer, who says he'll decide whether Andy Roddick is his rival or not, thank you very much.

"Reading the newspapers, there's nothing I'm going to learn new about myself, because I know what I said, and you know, I don't need to read what I said, 'cause I know what I said. I like to look at the pictures."
-- 17-year-old Maria Sharapova on her strategy for reading the newspaper. Another argument for a college education.

"She's an amazing talent. As much as she is hot, she's a good-girl-next-door hot."
-- Murphy Jensen on Wimbledon (the movie) co-star Kirsten Dunst, told to the Cincinnati Enquirer.

"He was OK, but I've played better. If I played better, I could have won."
-- 15-year-old American Donald Young after losing to Noam Okun in the MS-Cincinnati qualifying. Kid is already making some giant mental strides: playing better = winning.

"Right now I want to look forward and I want to see the US Open Series succeed."
-- ATP CEO Mark "I Can't See for" Miles speaking to the Florida Sun-Sentinel's Charlie "Brick" Bricker on his contract running out in 2005. Might we ask why the US Open Series, now entering it's fourth week, is not even promoted on the ATP website? Hmmmm.

"I'll give you the dramatic version, as I am an actress. I stretched and I dove for the ball. Well, I didn't quite dive. I was extremely stoked, but unfortunately during that point, I hurt my knee."
-- Serena Williams the actress on how she reinjured her knee in San Diego. That explanation was about as good as the acting.

"I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes to the monkey and said, listen, I'm not a hippo. So, he paint himself like a zebra. He said but he's still a hippo. He said but look at you, you're painted like a zebra but you are a hippo. So then he goes, you know, like I want be a little parrot. So, he put the colours on him and he comes to the monkey and said but, sorry, you are a hippo. So, in the end, you know, he comes and said I'm happy to be a hippo. This is who I am. So, I have to be who I am and he's happy being a hippo."
-- Marat Safin, happy to be a hippo.

"The good news is that the ATP were willing to let someone independent look at how they handled the cases. The bad news is that the independent person found they had completely mis-handled the whole thing."
-- Porn star-named Dick Pound, chief of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA).

"People seem to forget that Anna (Kournikova) isn't in the picture anymore. It's Maria-time now."
-- Maria Sharapova in Sports Illustrated. Maria-time, is that like Hammer-time?

"If you saw me with my clothes off you'd see that my body is in great shape and ready to take on the world."
-- Anna Kournikova in March on her impending tour comeback. If we saw you with your clothes off we'd...probably be looking at an issue of Playboy five years from now.

"She's not real any more. She doesn't really like tennis. You can tell. She's not playing from the heart. It's all contrived. She just wants to look good."
-- Mats Wilander, getting his kick-her-when-she's-down licks in on Serena.

"Honestly, I could get in a car accident today and never play tennis again, and then I wouldn't have anything to fall back on. But fortunately enough, I do."
-- Serena Williams on maintaining her outside interests. Yes, it's important to have something to fall back on in case you're suddenly not a billionaire any more.

"No, I don't read the papers. I just look at the pictures."
-- Serena Williams.

"Rod-dick...I had years of psychological issues with that."
-- Andy Roddick.

"Baah?"
-- Andy Roddick's answer to the question "What letter in the English language sounds like a female sheep" on the British "Weakest Link".

"I'm an actress, model and athlete, and I'd put athlete third on the list."
-- Serena Williams flashback quote.

"I cannot compare myself to her. She is another level. She is from another planet. She is one of the few women tennis players I respect... She's my hero."
-- Goran Ivanisevic on 47-year-old Martina Navratilova.

"Andy Roddick, he's gotten a lot of help from Brad Gilbert, but at the same time, I'm not sure he's doing anything for him anymore. What he taught Roddick didn't take too long -- it's just that somebody told him...I'm not sure he's developing his game anymore. I think he's just keeping him interested in fighting and winning tennis matches."
-- Former No. 1 Mats Wilander on the Andy Roddick-Brad Gilbert pairing running its course.

"Perhaps it was (John) McEnroe's idea to build the new ATP men's tennis marketing campaign around Pat Benetar's 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot,' a song so dated it might have been on McEnroe's eight-track when he was a teenager."
-- The Age's Robert Lusetich.

"I'm sick of running around, waking up at 7am and going to the gym. I've been on tour now for 10 years. I have the best four years of my career left, but I want to do something after that and I want my new career to be even bigger."
-- Mark Philippoussis, who is debuting his own clothing line, explaining his lack of passion for the game.

"My goal in a couple of years is to try to build a successful fashion house like Armani or Versace. I want that more than anything."
-- Serena Williams on fashion trumping tennis.

"He's up there. But (Marat) Safin, on his game, is as hard to beat. And Andy Roddick has that huge serve. A lot of guys can beat you if you're slightly off your game."
-- Lleyton Hewitt, refusing to acknowledge Roger Federer as the best in the game.

"...ESPN, if you wouldn't show the count in a baseball game on the screen with the number of balls last half the time, why would you show the score in a tennis game with the server's score last half the time? Is there anyone at all who has ever played tennis involved in the production decisions at ESPN?"
-- Post on rec.sport.tennis.

"Maybe I'm the 'Scud' now...maybe they should start calling me it."
-- Cocky Brit wildcard Ian Flanagan after out-acing Mark Philippoussis in a win at Queen's. That's good stuff, going for the nickname steal.

"The problem is not the claycourt. The problem is, you know, rather something to do with the conditions on center court. Because I've played well on Suzanne Lenglen, on the other courts. But the Chatrier court is really, really big, and I just haven't had enough play on it. Maybe I come here next year and play a week on this court, if I can, if the French Federation lets me. We'll see. I've been playing well in other tournaments, in Davis Cup on clay. So for me it's not the surface, it's rather maybe the court."
-- Roger Federer on his problems at the French Open.

"I felt it was a great point for me. I felt like pulling my pants down. What's bad about it?...They tried to destroy the match. All of the people who run the sport, they have no clue. It's a pity that the tennis is really going down the drain. Every year it's getting worse and worse and worse. There has to be a radical change, and I hope it will be really soon."
-- Marat Safin on getting penalized for pulling down his pants after a point against Felix Mantilla.

"I think I earned it. If she wins two French Opens and tries to get a wild card at the age of 47, she'll probably get it, too. I didn't get a wildcard when I was 16. I earned my way."
-- Martina Navratilova, replying to Amelie Mauresmo's and Emilie Loit's whining that Navratoliva playing the French cheated French teen Capucine Rousseau out of a wildcard.

"I'd say there's about a 40 percent chance I'll play."
-- Juan Carlos Ferrero on playing his first round match at the French Open.

"I talked with Tom Hanks. I saw that movie 'Turner and Hooch' at least 50 times. It took all my guts to go up to him. I went up to him, I was like, 'Can I have a picture?' We talked acting; he wanted to know what I was doing. We talked a little tennis. I mean, he knew all about myself and my sister."
-- The name-dropping Serena Williams, the undereducated ambassador of tennis.

"Tennis whites are boring, unless it's Wimbledon, where it's classy."
-- From the wisdom of fashion designer Serena Williams.

"I met Greg when I was 15. I was a ball girl at Queen's and there he was, grinning at me."
-- Lucy Rusedski on meeting husband Greg, speaking to The Independent. Wow, 15 years old, nice pick there Grinning Greg.

"Anything which draws attention to me because I am so attractive."
-- Venus Williams on what works in her fashion world, as reported by the Indian Times.

"I think people are looking at this as too dramatic. It's not a disaster, because I knew how tough the claycourt season is for me."
-- World No. 1 Roger Federer after his early exit at the MS-Rome. Damn people, the man lost to a former Roland Garros winner, chill out.

"Jim Courier did a great job of showing the rest what is possible. He could only hit forehands, but almost every one could have been a winner. But Jim struggled when others learned to hit the ball just as hard. Many look at Andy (Roddick) as being a similar animal, and it could well be in a few years everybody hits the ball as hard as him."
-- Todd Martin on the power game in men's tennis, speaking to The Independent.

"I can't say that I've had heroes, but who I really admired for their talent and the way they played was Jimmy Connors and John McEnroe."
-- Steffi Graf, who will be inducted into the Tennis Hall of Fame at Newport, R.I. this year. Connors and McEnroe? You need to have thrown your racquet at least once to say that.

"I didn't even have fun to break anything today. That's how I felt, you know. Today's such a day when, you know...Even if somebody told me, 'Break,' I wouldn't break. You just...But I don't know. With me, anything is possible. When I come on the court, you know, anything happens. So they always expect something, something is gonna happen. But today, nothing happen. Today was show but no actors in the show, you know. Disappointing."
-- Goran Ivanisevic on not breaking any racquets during his first round loss at the Masters Series-Rome. Sounds like the fire is gone.

"Hey -- you guys with the ladder. If you come here I'll buy you pizza."
-- Andy Roddick, calling out to firefighters in the process of rescuing Roddick and other hotel guests from a fire in Rome.

"I think I said I would put on a skirt if I dropped serve again."
-- Tim Henman after his third-round win over Nicolas Massu in Monte Carlo. That should get the WTA supporters fired up.

When I was a kid, it was challenging to find out when and where you could find tennis on TV."
-- Andy Roddick on the "US Open Series" of summer hardcourt events and their new TV package. How things haven't changed in the last 10 years.

It is the tennis fan who will likely benefit the most through greater exposure on television for tennis."
-- Mark Miles, CEO of the ATP. You think? That is the kind of clear-thinking leadership that has brought the sport to where it is today.

"The US Open Series is a revolutionary breakthrough for tennis."
-- Mark Shapiro, executive vice president of programming and production for ESPN. If simply putting more tennis on TV is revolutionary, this sport is in even more trouble than we thought.

"When you make the schedule, you're not planning on playing deep into every single week, or at least I haven't in the past. I'm not physically or mentally ready to pick up my bags and go to Monte Carlo. I definitely have to look at what's best for my chances at (at the French Open)."
-- Andy Roddick on pulling from the Masters Series-Monte Carlo the night before the tournament began.

"I can tell you that based on our experience, they are reporting speeds they don't measure. What they're doing is tracking the ball as it moves through the air and extrapolating back to a theoretical launch point."
-- Leo Levin, director of product development for IDS, which measures service speeds on the ATP Tour, on Wige Data of Germany, which measures service speeds for the Davis Cup, and credited Andy Roddick with a 152 m.p.h. blast.

"Honestly, I'm not excited at all right now. I'm having some issues off the court, just growing up, and I'm just taking it day by day. I'm trying to get back into it right now."
-- 18-year-old Ashley "Anna 2.0" Harkleroad, who is engaged to player Alex Bogomolov, Jr. Sounds like that is going well.

"The Argentines are known for using dirty tactics in their Davis Cup matches. Every time you play there they pour water on their claycourt day and night to make it very slow. So we'll pay them back this time: they prefer slow courts, so we'll try to make the court as fast as possible. If we could make it like an ice rink, I would be very happy indeed. They had better bring their ice skates with them."
-- Belarus Davis Cup captain Sergei Teterin.

"OK, it's official. Every gay tennis fan has roasted me this week. This has nothing to do with good-looking guys; it has to do with hideous-looking apparel. I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to say (Carlos) Moya would look good wearing a rhinestone muumuu with parachute pants. That doesn't mean the outfit looks good. Those flame-retardant shirts are precisely the kind of fashion faux pas we'll all laugh at 10 years hence. Also, so we're clear: a) Just because I think those shirts are the height of tacky doesn't mean I'm calling for a ban. Players can wear whatever they want -- even sausage-casing tight hot pants with matching headbands on which their first name is embroidered..."
-- Jon Wertheim writing for SI.com.

"Yeah, I have become aware of it. It's important for me as a young lady and a young individual to carry myself with aplomb and to walk with all kinds of confidence in this world around me. Because a lot of kids are feeding off of that. A lot of people look up to myself and my sister; and a lot of entertainers in our age group, a lot of kids are looking up to us. For me, I'm okay with that. I just feel that I should carry myself in a manner that they'd be able to copy themselves after."
-- Serena Williams, role model.

"(Those) who say that Serena isn't serious about tennis; she wants to go Hollywood. That's true, about Hollywood. I would love to get a lot of acting gigs. But you wouldn't believe the stuff I've turned down because of my tournament schedule...I would do well beside (comedian) Chris Tucker."
-- The ego-maniacal Serena Williams, lapsing into second-person mode while discussing her acting career.

"If you saw me with my clothes off you'd see that my body is in great shape and ready to take on the world...I could snap my fingers and have any man I wanted but I have too much respect for myself for that...People can look then wonder about the taste and the sensuous delights of the dish, but when it comes down to it they simply can't afford such an expensive luxury."
-- Anna Kournikova, looking for some media attention while down in Australia in March. Concerning the clothes thing, we don't believe it -- prove it.

"(It's) a corset design making me look very, very slim and trim. I call it a corset dress. Very Hollywood glamour with the silk."
-- Serena Williams on her new Greecian serving girl tennis dress, which makes her look "very, very slim" when she looks in that funhouse mirror that is her reality. We hear stripes are slimming, next time try stripes.

"He [Vince Spadea] was about as down and out as you could see from a Top 20 player. Then to claw his way back through the minor leagues and do it the hard way where he wasn't young, wasn't getting wildcards, wasn't getting any help. I guess he decided he was just going to do it."
-- Andy Roddick, thinking hard about his take on the rebirth of Vince Spadea. Don't hurt yourself.

"Walk into a General Nutrition Center, or any place that sells supplements, and pick something randomly off the shelf. You have close to a 20 percent chance of there being something there that we, as players, aren't allowed to take. Much of it, rightfully so. But in any of those products, you might have contamination willfully, meaning the manufacturer actually puts additional stuff in there that isn't listed on the label."
-- Andre Agassi on the difficulties of shopping.

"I never faced Pete (Sampras) in a match. I think from watching, his is the best serve ever. And he is the only guy that I would probably not take the bet that he would so often offer in practice -- he's down love-40, says "10 bucks, I still hold serve." I probably wouldn't even take that against him. So many times he would come back and win. He would just put it on the dime. I also wouldn't take the bets when we were just practicing our serves, he put just a tennis ball can on the other side, and says, "A hundred bucks for who hits more." That's not a safe bet with him."
-- James Blake on the serve of Pete Sampras.

"I've been getting my reel together. I think they are looking at me more as an actress because I have a lot of potential and a lot of skills."
-- The removed-from-reality Serena Williams, who as an actress has skills. Just ask her.

"Andy Roddick was the featured performer at night (at Indian Wells). Cost another $71 for those who had spent $134 earlier. Cheaper tickets for the two sessions were available for $54. Free would still be a little expensive for my taste."
-- T.J. Simers writing in the LA Times.

"There are those at the International Tennis Federation (ITF), the overall governing body, who remain furious with the ATP for seemingly making a mockery of a drug-testing procedure that had been methodically constructed over the past decade."
-- The Guardian.

"I agree, she has a good backhand, but that's it. Not a good serve. She plays well, obviously. From my opinion, it's nothing special."
-- No. 25 seed Magui Serna after losing to precocious 14-year-old Sesil "The Mouth" Karatancheva at Indian Wells. The Mouth, after beating Serna, predicted a spanking for Maria Sharapova in the next round.

"She's a female Marat Safin. She has great potential. Give her two or three more years. She has the best potential in women's tennis since Martina Navratilova."
-- Pancho Segura on 16-year-old Russian Maria "Grunt-o-rama" Sharapova. Easy Pancho.

"The fact is that the ATP have got plenty of thinking to do about this judgement and I am sure the story will develop over the next few days and weeks."
-- Greg Rusedski's lawyer Mark Gay.

"As was the situation with the seven previous low-level nandrolone doping cases last summer, it is our responsibility to process each and every doping case. The (Greg) Rusedski tribunal concluded that he should have received personal notification of the risk of taking an electrolyte supplement previously distributed by ATP trainers, and that the ATP notices posted in the player newsletters, player intranet website and locker rooms were not adequate. We respect the authority and independence of the tribunal and are satisfied that the process was conducted fairly."
-- ATP CEO Mark Miles commenting on Greg Rusedski being cleared of doping by a drug tribunal.

"It's very important to have her with me as she gives me great support. When she needs to study she stays in Argentina and if not, she will travel with me."
-- Guillermo Coria on his teenage student-bride.

"I'd like just one time to see you guys step up and do something for us."
-- Andy Roddick venting on ATP Supervisor Gayle Bradshaw after getting no love from the chair umpire at the ATP Scottsdale event.

"I'd like to get married and have children sometime, but sometimes I feel I'm a child myself so it's a little early yet."
-- Former No. 1 and broadcast announcer Martina Hingis.

"The women's Top 100 increasingly resembles football's Premiership. Venus and Serena are Arsenal and Manchester United, winning virtually anything they put their minds to, while Clijsters and Henin-Hardenne are Chelse